Nearly chopped my fingers off in a paper shredder
I was shredding paper in work and then it sucked my pinky and second finger into the shredder! We called for an ambulance and they came and gave me gas and air and I said a load of stupid shit, I felt high as a kite I didn’t know where I was and then they managed to get my hand out using butter and a crowbar. Then I fainted and went to hospital. Now I have a painful little finger :( Luckily it didn’t get chopped off.
